Splish Splosh Splash; DASH!

Today we went to the biggest and best water park I have ever set my eyes on - IT WAS SPECTACULAR!!  There was a 25m, 45 degree angle, body slide called The Leap of Faith which we thankfully didn't attempt.  However, goosebumps were nevertheless busy after my favourite ride The Zoomerang (should have been called The Tomberang since many narrowly escape their end on this phenomenal ride).  A brief description of the ride is: a seemingly unfittingly unstable 6 person raft slowly but violently lurched down, a suspended, slippery, stream-like shoot with many unseen, steep surprises not quite enough to make your stomach churn; then, you see an ending point to the slide, your heart skips a beat and inch by inch your whole mind and soul pours down into an endless cavern of either figuratively or literally screaming and shaking. Without warning, you're snapped back into reality only to find yourself shooting down a 50ft 40 degree angle drop at roughly 30mph - but felt like 90mph. And once you'd endured (or not endured) that obstacle you were immediately plunged into the same activity, but upwards; and then down wards once more to finally end the ride, in a half coma!
Some other server rides include: The Plunge, The Surge, The Sting, and many, many, more - to intense for us.
P.S. Obviously I would have gone on them all but Dad got to scared and being under 16 It was illegal for me to do them without him.